malfing 

a) Geek speak for "malfunctioning."

b) Sometimes used by the above as a euphemism for "fucking" as a derogatory adjective form.

a) "If that doesn't fix it I'll try a different drive, and if it's still malfing after that, I'll change the motherboard."

b) "...the site itself needs some work... fixed pixel height font sizes that are WAY too malfing tiny if you are 'above' the default system."

malfing by L. Reznicek May 13, 2006

Malfing 

Malfing: a depraved, necrophilic, sexual act that involves digging up a freshly buried female corpse that has decayed but whose body cavity has not yet burst and setting it on a table and placing one's mouth on the vagina/vaginal/anal region whilst another jumps on the stomach of the corpse thus expelling with great force putrified organs/fluids into the mouth of the receiver to the enjoyment and pleasure for all those involved.

Receiver: Dude, will you come with me to go malfing tonight?
Jumper: Yeah, they just buried a lady 2 days ago and she should be ripe for the picking.

Receiver: Dont forget to bring your shovel and I'll bring the fold-up table.
Female corpse: Splat!

Malfing by M.A.L.F. November 28, 2012

malding 

When someone is expressing a large magnitude of rage, often over something relatively small, that the stress they are giving upon themselves causes their hair to fall out (thus, balding). Portemanteau of "mad" and "balding".

dude, calm down, stop malding

malding by DudeTheNinja March 4, 2021

malding 

when someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan is malding

malding by tom lennon June 18, 2019

Malingering 

Malingering is intentional deceptive behavior, not a medical or psychiatric disorder. The diagnosis of malingering rests upon the identification of an external or "secondary" gain being present as the main motivation for the behavior. In other words, what does the person hope to gain?

Nurse is malingering out of work, now his teammates have to pick up his slack.

Malingering by pisceanaquifiel July 23, 2009

Malingestment 

-A play on words referring to the word 'malinvestment'. Whereas instead of a an unsuccessful financial investment, the person has paid for and consumed wrong things (food/objects) which has either resulted in sickness, vomiting, health issues or any other negative consequences.

Those vodka shots were a malingestment. Vomits*.

Malingestment by YourGmaster June 13, 2012

mulfinger 

to be great at something and to always rise above.

Steve tried to play guitar but hes no mulfinger.

mulfinger by Farrand March 11, 2007