swoner 

An erection, usually of a male Naval Surface Warfare Officer (hence a SWO), caused by surface warfare related discussion or action. Most common in highly "swotivated" officers (read assholes). The female version of this condition is frequently referred to as "swet."

All that talk on naval surface fire support is giving me a huge swoner.

swoner by Daniel Milton Breeden December 28, 2005

Swoner 

Sweaty boner

Cal - "Bro I have the biggest swoner known to man."
Cristian- "Baseball players can't get swoners you absolute mistake."

Swoner by Big Dick Cripple Slayer June 11, 2018

Swoner 

Swoner (v) : When a person has so much swag that it gives a man a boner.

Holy shit, that skier has a shit load of swag" " I know man, it's giving me a swoner

Swoner by Zach, Connor June 10, 2011

Swoner 

1) A boner for all things Star Wars.

2) A guild in the Star Wars: The Old Republic massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG).

Nerd 1: "Man, dawg, did you see that new Star Wars game coming out soon?"

Nerd 2: "Yeah, bro, it totally gave me a swoner!"

Swoner by Renkaiden October 24, 2011

Swoner 

A male erection caused by excitement related to working out or getting your pump on.

Swoll+boner=swoner.

Friend 1: "Dude, look at this tool decked out in Tapout."

Friend 2: "What a douche, he's probably got a swoner thinking about repetitively lifting heavy shit."

Ex.2 "Dude i have a throbbing swoner, it won't go away till I hit the gym.......... WTF!!!!! Did you use the rest of my muscle milk!?!"

Swoner by NonProfitProphet January 25, 2010

Swoner 

A swoner is a guy who "Swoops in with a Boner" a Swoner. This guy is the guy at work, in your group of friends or acquaintances (all LDS single wards have one) who is the first person to introduce himself to the new girl. This goes beyond being friendly. The swoner introduces himself, flirts, offers help to the new girl if she needs it, all with the hopes of getting his foot in the door before any other guy.

"Did you meet the new girl?"
"I was going to but Craig was talking to her already."
"Man, he's such a swoner."

Swoner by MSprak September 14, 2012

Swoner 

When you get a boner in sweatpants.

Bouncer: Sorry sir your not permitted in here dressed like that.
Me: Why is that?
Bouncer: Our dancers don’t want to be poked by your swoner!

Swoner by HairBear619 December 20, 2020