Swoner

When you get a boner in sweatpants.

Bouncer: Sorry sir your not permitted in here dressed like that.
Me: Why is that?
Bouncer: Our dancers don’t want to be poked by your swoner!

by HairBear619 December 20, 2020

junderwear

When you Jizz in your Underwear

Damn girl, you got me so excited...now I have to walk around in my Junderwear!!!

by HairBear619 March 15, 2016