2 definitions by Big Dick Cripple Slayer
Cal - "Bro I have the biggest swoner known to man."
Cristian- "Baseball players can't get swoners you absolute mistake."
Cristian- "Baseball players can't get swoners you absolute mistake."
by Big Dick Cripple Slayer May 31, 2018
A man with two dads that beat the everlasting shit out of him. He owns a gay rabid dog that craves black cock and has a 4 year old sister who works the block.
Diggy - "Did you hear about that new crippled kid."
Some Negro - "Yeah I heard he's a total Dos Dad Sams."
Some Negro - "Yeah I heard he's a total Dos Dad Sams."
by Big Dick Cripple Slayer May 31, 2018