Jailitis 

When a prisoner, while on his way to jail/at jail, all of sudden has 'difficulty breathing', 'extremely high blood pressure' or some other form of bogus medical condition. The prisoner by law must be taken to a comfortable hospital bed with free food to by cleared medically. This can often take hours - thus avoiding a cold cement cell a period of time.

"I was a block away from the jail when my prisoner got a case of 'jailitis'. I was stuck sitting at the hospital with him for 4 hours.

Jailitis by moneyman123 June 30, 2010

Jiginitis 

A treatable, incurable disease commonly found in die hard fisherman. Symptoms include pain, from the finger tips to the shoulder of the rod holding arm, depression and mood swings due to lack of fishing.

My jiginitis is really flaring up, I need to go fishing.

Jiginitis by Nosidahc January 5, 2019

jongulitis 

A terrible and horrific condition where you sprout hands from various, undesirable, parts of your body, you suffer terrible rashes around the mouth and eyes, severe allergic reactions to everything, and you have aggressive physical and emotional reactions to triggering words, phrases, or names. The severity of this condition is classified in three stages: 1, 2, and 3. 3 is the most severe. Jongulitis is very contagious and incurable. Do not fear this condition, it is a blessing.

I have jongulitis.
Makena has jongulitis.
Makena is jongulitic.
Abby is joungulitic positive thanks to Makena.

jongulitis by JongyGal360 June 11, 2019