Hausermann

Slutty women who constantly dress up like men!

My mother is such a hausermann.

by Antonymap888 November 5, 2011

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kevin häusermann

Beauty in person. Famous Person in Switzerland with a huge cock. All the bitches loves him.

Kevin Häusermann isch eifach saulit und Noel en spassti.

by 21fuxx January 4, 2017

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A power tool that resembles a table saw, but, if you look closly-er you will realize it is just a bunch of recycled Chinese Newspapers, eyelashes and bottlecaps that are molded into a form of a table saw. If you bought this table saw I've got 2 words for you: "Rookie Mistake." This is the chick version of a table saw and that chick would also have to be dumb.

"Damn my Haussmann table saw won't even cut through MDF!"

"Why did my one-legged Grandmother buy such a shitty tablesaw"

"I really enjoy using my Haussmann to cut carrots, celery and the occasional potatoe fry"

by Laughingmyarseoff March 10, 2010

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Megan Hauserman

A beautiful reality star best known for competing in Beauty and the geek, rock of love 2, i love money, charm school 2 and her own show megan wants a millionaire. Her show was cancelled because a crazy canadian contestant, Ryan jenkins killed his wife. She also once got into a fight with sharon osborne and sued her. Megan Hauserman is also a model and poses for playboy and benchwarmer trading cards. She is distinct from her fellow contestants for having a hot body with nicely shaped hips and is blonde( naturally brown).She also has a black and white chihuaua named lily.

Follow megan hauserman on twitter, Twitter.com/meganhauserman .

by Bluejays12 November 22, 2009

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