Facelag 

The facial sensation one experiences while drunk; sloshy cheeks, tingly lips, and heavy eyelids are all components of facelag.

Guy 1: Bro, I have the gnarliest facelag right now. I swear if you slapped me with a fish it wouldn't even phase me.

Guy 2: I know homie you killed that 40 mad quick. I guess this is why they call it getting shitfaced.

Facelag by FuggaDuck October 16, 2011

facelag 

When someone responds to an old status update on Facebook, days or weeks after the date of posting.

Also known as Twitlag.

"John finally responded to my comment about the 2008 elections. The dude has some serious Facelag."

facelag by Joshua 'Z' Hernandez March 31, 2009

Facetag 

A Facetag is a Hashtag used on Facebook, but it does not do anything because Facebook is not Twitter.

"Facebook post: If 2 people (male and female) create 2 children. They have effectively replaced themselves (birthrate is "2.1") #BadatMATH"

"Comment on post: Hey baby.. Hashtags on Facebook don't do anything!"

"Response: Hashtags are used on Twitter by twits. That was a Facetag"

Facetag by cheddarbob2u March 27, 2013

facegag 

a feeling of dread or disgust at seeing that two of your Facebook "friends" who have no reason to know one another have become friends with each other on Facebook, likely as the result of online flirting or a sexual encounter.

While looking through my Facebook news feed, I had to facegag when I noticed that my ex was now Facebook friends with the the town slut... who just happens to live in a town 2000 miles away that my ex recently visited.

facegag by AbbintheATL November 2, 2011

Facepage 

Something your grandmother might refer to when implying she is totally down with online social networking.

See also: Tweeter.

Nana: I think I might get me a Facepage so that I can see pics from Estelle's 50th anniversary vacay in Cabo.

Facepage by Teejay9 August 9, 2010

faelagund 

fag that got banned in everquest, that is all

Fagagund, Silvanfag, Fagfather

faelagund by haaaaaaay July 20, 2003

Facebag 

A person who is a douche bag on Facebook. You know that guy who likes to talk about himself and tell you all about his day as if everyone cares. Then he proceeds to tell you how awesome he is and how many chicks he can score with, not to mention how many Jager Bombs he can do in a row.

1.A Facebag is someone who posts pictures of themselves with a camera phone flexing infront of the bathroom mirror

2.A Facebag is someone who refers to themselves in the 3rd person on facebook.

3.A Facebag is someone who makes the same face in every picture to try and look smooth.

4. A person who gives himself a a nickname like "The Situation" or "L-Bo"

Facebag by Jason and Kathleen January 11, 2010