Broken Hose

What you may call a penis when a guy is peeing female-style.

When a guy is lazy, he may occasionally urinate in a sitting position, causing his penis to appear as a "broken hose", casually leaking into the toilet.

Broken Hose by eternaldoom September 12, 2011

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Broken hose

This term can be used to describe a man who struggles with ejaculation.

“I slept with Jimmy last night, he was rubbish!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”

Broken hose by elamenapee March 28, 2020

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Broken Hose • Brokenose • brokenose twerk • broken • broken heart • Broken Arrow • broken condom • broken ankles • broken english • Broken Girl

brokenose twerk

This is when a dude is sitting relaxed on the ground, and a girl leans her legs on his shoulders; facing away from him, so her ass is pointed towards his face, and she uses her legs to drag and pound his face inn her ass, to the beat of the music. Pretty painful, but really worth it.

"Dude, what happened to your face?" "I got a brokenose twerk yesterday" "Ahh, ok, but good pain right?" "Good pain"

brokenose twerk by Bauksershaurtz October 9, 2013

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Brokenose

referring to girls who trip and fall; breaking there nose. Often seen as a caption to a Snapchat story after this girl breaks her nose. A "brokenose" will have broken their nose bone in a ridiculous or dumb way.

My girl Arianna a whole brokenose after she fell over dat base

Brokenose by Jay2410 August 16, 2022

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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