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Pot monkey 

someone that lingers around people, that smoke them out for free. when their person that smokes runs out of weed they look for another person to smoke with them for free but never has their own green or money
this guy left because we smoked all our bud then the guy leaves and says something like, "ima bout to go smoke out"(he leaves) (people in room say) that fucking pot monkey smoked all are weed and won't share
Pot monkey by zippo420 August 6, 2011
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Pot monkey 

Nickname for any stoner who tokes too much.
Also can be used to offend stoners who are stoned.
Dude, pass the spliff you pot monkey!
Pot monkey by unrealt87 December 7, 2004

pot-bellied spider monkey 

being unusually agile or quick for an overweight person.
my kid knocked her sippy cup off the table and my pot-bellied spider monkey of a wife caught it before it hit the ground.

Honey Pot Money Shot 

when your smoking glass gets so hot that the tar resin runs into your mouth
I took a big ole hit of my hitter the other day and right at the end i caught the honey pot money shot

Money shot neti pot 

When a man cums so much and so hard , it flows out of a persons nose, thus flushing it out.
He came so much that money shot neti pot cleared my sinuses out last night.

Popmonkey.Vr 

Best gorilla Tag Player in the World. Best juked and walk runner. No one can stop him
Popmonkey.Vr is the best in the world
Popmonkey.Vr by PopmonkeyVr March 2, 2022

Poomonkey 

A nickname derived from a shroom and boosh filled afternoon. Can be shortened to "poomunks."
Person one: "Alright poomonkey?"
Person two: "I need a poo!"
Poomonkey by dumpypea July 30, 2009
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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