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A telebitch is a very well known character in Diablo 2 that is only able to teleport through the dungoeons and to ride on barbarians.
Make tp at baal you telebitch!
Telebitch by SCM4Real April 22, 2009

Celibitch 

When a woman acts like a bitch because she hasn't had sex in a very long time. Coined by Mike in 2009.
Ari has been acting like a real celibitch ever since she and her boyfriend broke up 2 years ago.
Celibitch by darkolive November 14, 2010

Celibitch 

A girl who is not a virgin, but abstains from sex because she is bitter about past relationships
After the club I took Liza to my apartment and literally slept with her, because apparently she is a celibitch.
Celibitch by riggawaggel October 8, 2011

celebitchy 

A combination of the words "celebrity" and "bitchy"; can be used as a noun or an adjective, although "celebitch" is the more correct noun usage.

Refers to a famous, or infamous, female person who is considered, by the majority of people (especially men), to be a bitch.
High-profile, media-whore attorney, celebitchy Gloria Allred is such a man-hater; she thinks every woman is always innocent.
celebitchy by mike87111 July 6, 2011
A person who has promised to God to never have sex.
My friend is celebite, he will stay a virgin for the rest of his life. How sad...
Celebite by Dreamcastor February 2, 2009

celebitician 

A politician who has garnered celebrity status.
Kennedy was a celebitician and Obama is a celebitician.