A man in the geography profession that is willing to sell himself for sexual person. This is a broad term and can be used for a person in any aspect of geography. (e.g. Tourism, Meteorology, etc..)
Person 1: You see the news about that weatherman that turned to prostitution?
Person 2: To be honest, I always thought of him as a geogolo anyway.
a person who has no knowledge of the existence of other countries or where any country is outside of the United States. Someone who sucks at geography.
Kris: Do you know where Ukraine is?
Dave: Is that the country next to India?
Kris: No! God, you're geographically illiterate
Kris: Did you hear that Russia invaded Geogia?
Dave: OMG! Are they going to invade Atlanta?
Kris: No, Georgia the country you dumbass Dave: There's a country called Georgia?
Kris: You are so geographically illiterate
Usually occur after a woman has a child (children). Can resemble two sunny-side-up eggs running down a wall, or two watermelons in a downhill race. Not limited by race, ethnicity, or creed. Almost always an unpleasant suprise discovered after the bra comes off. The larger the breasts, the worse the dimay.
My ex wifeAmy looked great with her bra on, but when that came off she had national geographic titties!