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A twarp is an asexual organ, often requested by gender-confused individuals. While rarely found in nature, a twarp was genetically engineered by the good scientists behind the spanish inquisition. Since their introduction, they have begun increasingly popular, especially among cubans, mailmen, catholic priests, and Bronies.
It was totally a sure thing, but it turned out she had a twarp.
Twarp by Winception December 22, 2014
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He was known to twarp any clean joke into something x-rated.
twarp by cspyce74 June 18, 2011

freezer tarps 

when you get real sweaty at the pregame yoss your tarp in the freezer for a few minnows or seckies depending on the sitch
yo yoss me my freezer tarps out of the freezer real quick to cool down
freezer tarps by yarps4l October 14, 2020
a twitter larrie, who believes in stunts and is in reality barley a larrie at all.
I’m a larry but hamille was so real!
Are you serious! You are such a twarrie...
twarrie by sallywalker# October 25, 2020

Tarps Optional 

A rule referring to telling people that there is now an option of wearing a shirt or not.
-TARPS OPTIONAL PARTY (guy#1)

-Yo, where can i leave my tarp? (guy#2)

-you can hide it in my refrigerator. (guy#1)
Tarps Optional by matmo February 10, 2010
A fan of the Toni and Ryan Podcast.
Person 1: "Hey mate, did you know there's a new podcast called the Toni and Ryan Podcast?

Person 2: Oh fuck me, I've been a TARPer since the baby names episode
TARPer by imthatpansexualbitch December 2, 2021