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1. When you're committing any gluttonous act; usually pertains to fried foods, sweets, or Dr. Pepper

2. Eating when you're not hungry

3. Cutting someone off when driving, then laughing hysterically about what had just been done.
1.Yo bro... you Meeching.

2. Stop Meeching, some people haven't even gotten their food yet.

3. Why did you have to meech that guy? He's already going 20 over the speed limit.
Meeching by dont blame the azn April 13, 2011
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Doing paid to posts on Instagram.
Now that Oliver's got 100k followers, he's gonna be merching the fuck out of his IG.
Merching by 1dead June 22, 2019

Meetching 

To procrastinate in a manner often employing more effort and creativity than is required by the task being avoided.
"I only have to finish the reference section on my resumé and it will be ready to go, but I've been meetching all day. I baked a cake in the shape of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' party van!"
Meetching by greysky January 14, 2014

menching 

the position where a dog cat or other household pet lays down and puts its head down in-between its own paws.
My dog Duke was menching on the floor this morning it made me want to stay home with him instead of going to work because it was so cute.
menching by jswanko July 11, 2018

Melchinger 

1. Soft bodied man child with high blood pressure causing a redness in the face.

2. The semen stuck on the side of the toilet bowl after an ejaculation that will not flush off

3. A girlish belly laugh induced by intense fear
“Man that guy is a real Melchinger. Looks like he’s about to have a heart attack

“I left a fat Melchinger in your toilet. I’m sorry

“He was so embarrassed, all he could muster was a Melchinger”
Melchinger by Sani-Cloth October 25, 2019

Melching 

The oral extraction of semen (usually your own) from another man's dick, after said dick has been mushroom stuffed. A successful maneuver requires bounteous amounts of suction on behalf of the one harvesting the semen so that it is completely extracted.

Also, it's one of the most effective ways to successfully transmit a venereal disease.
David always looks forward to a good melching after a lengthy mushroom stuffing
Melching by BuuurdFlu December 9, 2008