wiking off 

A neologism. The practice of reading essentially random Wikipedia pages for entertainment or as a procrastination technique; alludes to intellectual masturbation.

I caught my boyfriend wiking off at the computer the other night.

Quit wiking off and get back to work!

wiking off by yeastbeast October 10, 2005

Wiking Off 

The act of masturbating to the frank visual depictions seen in images on particularly salacious wikipedia pages.

Man: I was bummed that my iPhone blocks porn until I found the wikipedia article on Lesbian Sexual Acts. I was wiking off all night!

Wiking Off by Colonel Wow April 12, 2011

wicking off 

The act of becoming so enthralled by gaining knowledge from Wikipedia that you originally searched for "bio-luminescence," and, four hours later, are learning the history of "Oktoberfest."

I was wicking off so much yesterday; I started reading about Greek mythology and ended with the controversy of Billy Mays' death.

wicking off by Hublahublahubla October 3, 2009

Waking off 

When a male wakes up with morning wood, then proceeds to relieve himself by masturbating.

"I woke up this morning and caught Dave waking off! I enjoyed it thoroghly..."

Waking off by J-Raq October 22, 2006