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Hysteria or an emotional core meltdown or freakout brought on by the behavior of one's male spouse, significant other, fiance, boyfriend, lover, or booty call.
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Maneurysm
The result of the things men will say or do that cause their partner to become very annoyed/frustrated/angry, to the point where said partner appears to undergo a slight stroke; visibly pausing and wincing painfully, with the occasional accompanying incoherent murmur. Though often a result of manuriosity, can be triggered by other factors such as callous, selfish, thoughtless or dickish behaviour, bad puns and lame jokes.
Her: I'm out of tampons, can you pick some up for me on the way home?
Him: Just make some out of cotton balls and dental floss.
or
Her: I fell into the toilet cause you left the seat up again!
Him: What? Gravity's on YOUR side you know.
General response:
Her: Uugh...ah!
Him: You okay baby?
Her: Yes, just... just a maneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Him: Just make some out of cotton balls and dental floss.
or
Her: I fell into the toilet cause you left the seat up again!
Him: What? Gravity's on YOUR side you know.
General response:
Her: Uugh...ah!
Him: You okay baby?
Her: Yes, just... just a maneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Maneurysm by TheMaelstrom September 14, 2013
Maneurysm
A male version of the traditionally female hissy fit. Maneurysms are often disproportionately exaggerated and/or hostile responses to fairly calm and un-hostile situations.
"Did you see Reginald III at the soiree this Wednesday past?"
"I most certainly did. He had a complete and utter maneurysm after Fifi spilled her sparkling cider on his business-casual shirt."
"I most certainly did. He had a complete and utter maneurysm after Fifi spilled her sparkling cider on his business-casual shirt."
Maneurysm by Stacherella December 12, 2009
Maneurysm
A relationship-induced aneurysm. Most often caused by a girlfiend or spouse disrupting a man activity such as watching a sporting event, guys night poker or fishing.
My wife insisted that I clean the gutters when she knows I want to watch the BCS National Championship Game. We argued for the entire first quarter, when I finally had a maneurysm.
Maneurysm by ConrailTV-6 January 5, 2010