cheesy chester
a cheesy chester is basically the fakest sex move ever invented, but is good for its comedic purposes.
cheesy chester by xtrustmetwicex October 8, 2009
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Cheesy Chester
The act of masturbation after ingesting Cheetos, and not washing off the cheesy dust left on one's finger tips.
When I get home, I'm gonna munch down a whole bag of Cheetos and Cheesy Chester myself until I pass out.
Cheesy Chester by shorttripp2 February 28, 2011
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Cheezy Chester
1. A man who comes up with disgusting, sexually-inappropriate urban dictionary definitions in his spare time.
2. A complete and utter badass
2. A complete and utter badass
Man 1: Cheezy Chester just posted a new urban dictionary definition.
Man 2: Oh jeez, what now?
Man 1: Well, it involves a man, a woman, and a newborn Siamese kitten.
Man 2: Oh jeez, what now?
Man 1: Well, it involves a man, a woman, and a newborn Siamese kitten.
Cheezy Chester by Cheezy Chester March 4, 2009
Cheeky Chester
What you'd call someone you have just caught attempting to slap your bottom, finger-bang, or otherwise violate you without your knowledge.
Cheeky Chester by SpaceyStars January 8, 2023
Chester Cheese Dog
When a person eats a bag of Cheetos and without washing his or her hands gives a hand job to themselves or others.
Holy shit, she gave me a Chester Cheese Dog last night.
I was so high I ate a bag of Cheetos and Chester Cheese Dogged myself.
I was so high I ate a bag of Cheetos and Chester Cheese Dogged myself.
Chester Cheese Dog by Texas Scramble March 7, 2013
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.