4. verb--to screw something up because of incompetence.
5. alt. hambagler--one who causes a hambagel.
1) With sweat dripping from my brow, I smiled and turned to the left for my usual eight squares of TP, but I found the roll empty and myself in quite a hambagel.
2) Ben: "I'm sorry, but I really liked the GI Joe movie."
Basil: "Hambageler!"
3) "Dude, could you use your machete to slice that bagel, so that I can turn it into a hambagel by filling it with tasty ham?"
4) "The Chicago Cubs really hambageled the hell out of that game."
1. The act of being a hobag.
2. General term for whorish activities attributed to hobags and their counterpart, the skank-ho. See urban dictionary entry for hobag.
You need to quit all that hobaggery, last time I was this close to not picking your ass up downtown after you lost your panties in Reno. It took us hours to drive back here to Fort Worth!
when you and your friends create a party solely to get your cockssucked by inviting every filthy skank you know.
yo denis did you call that chickenhead courtney to the hoebag hoedown, heard she's a layup. Yea Dave, I even asked rachael. Wait till this knob groupie gets a hold of you. She can suck a fart out of your penis hole. Its gonna be a fuckin bad ass blow bash.
A term regularly used by Ronarudo, the Japanese Ronald McDonald, self-appointed ruler of the Demon World. When in battle, he says it while chucking copious amounts of hamburgers from his Value Meal at his enemies.
It is also used in conjunction with the occasional "GO ACTIVE", a phrase referencing the Go Active advertising campaign that was launched by McDonald's which addressed obesity.
"RAN RAN RU" is a phrase, like "HAMBAGA DA", that is rarely used in battle, on the occasion that his enemy is thoroughly screwed.