Witches couldron

Describes the way ones lady parts bubble and pop when one attempts the walk to the toilet after a good dousing with jizz

ere Wend' - I tried walking to the bog for a wipe out and clean up after he shagged me last night and me vag was bubbling like a witches couldron.

Witches couldron by Hurrsy74 June 21, 2010

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witches couldron

verb - the proccess of "stirring" amounts of own excrement with/without other bodily fluids in the partners mouth with the penis.

"made a nasty cocktail in my witches couldron the outher night"

witches couldron by swishrocski March 9, 2004

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witches cauldron

when one pours one metric litre of KY(gotta be KY)into the anus of their partner and stirs vigorously with ones phallic member.

"my girl wouldn't look me in the eye becaue i gave her the witches cauldron last night."

witches cauldron by Beefmasterconan August 16, 2011

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The witches cauldron

The witches cauldron is when you get a massive fucking cauldron and mix all drugs known to man in there then proceeded to get high off of the fumes

Guy 1 : "Dude I was at this wicked house party last night I got soooo fucked"
Guy 2: "Oh shit what did you take"
Guy 1: "Bro we smoked the witches cauldron"
Guy 2: "Fuckkkkkkk"

The witches cauldron by Midgets piss me off January 6, 2022

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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