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A heavy goods vehicle is a term used almost exclusively in Europe and Britain to describe trucks or lorries that carry a weight of more than 3.500 kilograms. (for you Americans that might not be able to claculate that is 7,716lb)
Can also mean Hepatitis G Virus
"Dude, check out that massive HGV !"
"Despite the fact my mother being only a little bit overweight, those jokes were already out of fashion when you started making them"
"No need to hurt my feelings man."
HGV by found misspellings? keep 'em! November 29, 2010
Words you can keep
Home Girl's Vagina, meant as a reference to a very bad musty odor similiar to that of a unsanitary girl's vagina.
Hey dude! You smell like (HGV)home girl's vagina!
HGV by deuce714 August 21, 2008

HGV licence 

Earning your HGV licence when you take a big girl home for a game of hide the snake.
Alex took that big girl home and got his HGV licence last night. I hope she didn't eat him after!
HGV licence by TAH_1986 October 11, 2019
Def:My crush

Its is a way to say my crush whilst confusing everyone who doesn't know the meaning
She is hgvuabb
hgvuabb by Orrlee Ckubolan November 18, 2022

hgvgvhgvhf 

"Hgvgvhgvhf" is one of the many things you get when you smash your keyboard. Are you really that desperate to put in a definition?
"Hgvgvhgvhf is such a stupid thing to type into the Urban Dictionary."
hgvgvhgvhf by Quentaron February 23, 2022

hgvkjsdgh 

hgvkjsdgh, how are you doing today?
hgvkjsdgh by ADMIAAZNDA January 27, 2021

hgvghvhgvhvhgvhg 

hgvghvhgvhvhgvhg, meaning something someone does not know.
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hgvghvhgvhvhgvhg by æaeae March 9, 2022
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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