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Get a plastic sandwich baggie and put some Vaseline in it. Then put your penis in and squish all the Vaseline around so it covers your penis. Once that is done, kneel in front of a bed. Lift the up mattress and put your penis, with the baggie still on it, between the mattress and the box-spring. Start pumping as if you were having sex. When you're done, all you have to do is throw away the baggie.
I borphed the hell out of my new bedroom set last night. I then put on some silk boxers.
borph by Borpheous September 2, 2006
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(v.) The act of being boring while talking about chlorophyll. (extremely hard) Only one known person to do it.

PS- YodaEatsHotDogs
PPSS- Ahh..
PPPSSS- *preaches and praises teh "Reveng of the Nerds"
Borophyll by Yoda April 7, 2003
The act of putting vaseline in a sandwich bag, sticking it between a mattress and inserting ones penis until ejaculation. Also known as “matress n baggie”.
Oh man i cant wait to get home and borph.”
“Now is not a good time mom im borphing
Borph by VapeGod_23_69 August 13, 2018
A kid who's parents have died and he won't stop going on about it, to the point where all his friends are bored.
Harry Potter is such a borphan.
borphan by morphin July 14, 2011

borphing 

When an animal, usually a dog for no reason what so ever begins to roll on a surface, whether it be pavement or grass. It is unknown why the k-9 does such an act, it may for entertainment, excercise or to dissolve an itch.
"When we arrived at the park, Bily (the dog) began borphing as I released her from her leash."
borphing by ChrisS2007 August 1, 2007

boraphat 

He's so fat, he must be a boraphat
boraphat by Alphachad2022 November 27, 2022