Get a plastic sandwich baggie and put some Vaseline in it. Then put your penis in and squish all the Vaseline around so it covers your penis. Once that is done, kneel in front of a bed. Lift the up mattress and put your penis, with the baggie still on it, between the mattress and the box-spring. Start pumping as if you were having sex. When you're done, all you have to do is throw away the baggie.
by Borpheous September 2, 2006
Get the borph mug.The act of putting vaseline in a sandwich bag, sticking it between a mattress and inserting ones penis until ejaculation. Also known as “matress n baggie”.
by VapeGod_23_69 August 13, 2018
Get the Borph mug.1. Individuals residing in rural northwest Iowa who are often featured in stories told by grandparents; such stories may involve the subject eating too much ice-cream and developing a stomach ache or diarrhea, stepping in cow maneur, or falling asleep in front of the television after an exhausting day.
2. Residents in rural northwest Iowa who one tell stories about, regardless of whether the listener knows or cares about the subjects.
2. Residents in rural northwest Iowa who one tell stories about, regardless of whether the listener knows or cares about the subjects.
1. Ol' Borcher came home t' other night with a gut-ache; guess he ate an entire large pizza at The Pizza Ranch.
2. I hadn't walked through the door before Grandma started telling a story about how one o' the Borchers accidentally scooped up his pet cat while shovelin' snow.
2. I hadn't walked through the door before Grandma started telling a story about how one o' the Borchers accidentally scooped up his pet cat while shovelin' snow.
by P'tainz February 12, 2013
Get the Borchers mug.Borahae is a Korean word for 'I purple you' which was made by Kim Taehyung (V) of BTS.
“Purple is the last colour of the rainbow colours so it means I will trust and love u for a long time.” A simple definition by Taehyung 🐯💜
Also, refer I Purple You
Kim Taehyung also says that rainbow had seven colours because there are seven members in BTS.
How can someone be so perfect?
“Purple is the last colour of the rainbow colours so it means I will trust and love u for a long time.” A simple definition by Taehyung 🐯💜
Also, refer I Purple You
Kim Taehyung also says that rainbow had seven colours because there are seven members in BTS.
How can someone be so perfect?
by MermaidARMY November 4, 2018
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This is how dangerous parasocial relationships can form. Boreh doesn't love you. He can't love you. He hates you with a burning passion. He is a borderline sociopath. He doesn’t care about you. Boreh doesn't KNOW you. He DOESN'T appreciate you and he can't fucking love you.
This is how dangerous parasocial relationships can form. Boreh doesn't love you. He can't love you. He hates you with a burning passion. He is a borderline sociopath. He doesn’t care about you. Boreh doesn't KNOW you. He DOESN'T appreciate you and he can't fucking love you.
by boreh July 15, 2021
Get the boreh mug.He was a lot like Achilles- he had just one weakness. Except instead of his heel it was his groin. You may have heard of "Achilles' heel", but have you heard of "Bophades' nuts"?
Bophades -> bo-pha-des -> (Both-of-these) nuts
Bophades -> bo-pha-des -> (Both-of-these) nuts
by Bob Dowling July 25, 2018
Get the Bophades mug.A way to get rid of over population by putting all orphans in a blimp like zeplin and let then live in the blimp with only 30 packets of ramen noodles most may have to cannibalize to survive. The blimp will have 4 factions including beef, chicken, pork, and roast chicken each faction has 5 packets of ramen noodles guarded by the faction leaders which will most likely be around the age of 16 to 20 however all of the orphans will be no older than 9 so if they want to eat and get the ramen noodles they will have to work together to create an army(which will most likely not be enough anyway) and the rest of the ramen packets are scattered around the blimp. The size of the blimp would be about the size of a superbowl stadium/ football stadium. Each faction leader has a second phase to a fight in which they are not allowed to use unless they are in a dire situation and about to lose to the blorphans(blimp orphans) an example of this is the beef faction leader whose second phase is to pull out to sturdy metal pipes and start using spinning attacks on said orphans. That is the braindead definition of blorphans I may post more idk yet and I also haven't spoke of sporphans yet either which will be an amazing definition to talk about
Hey chicken faction leader the blorphans have decided to band together and try to take down the beef faction and yours, do you want to team together and whoop some blorphan ass?
by .65% shaggy power March 28, 2019
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