cryank 

To cry and wank at the same time.

Galin is cryanking again tonight. What's new?

cryank by lao-han November 3, 2010

crankgameplays 

a loud blue haired boy on youtube named ethan nestor who is a literal ball of sunshine

"hey have you heard of crankgameplays?"
"yea, i love him!"

crankgameplays by crink.gumplz January 14, 2017

crankgameplays 

A soft boi named Ethan, also known as the backflip guy, that plays video games and does some reaction videos. He is friends with Markiplier, and was a big fan of him before they started being friends. He started a channel with Mark called "Unus annus" meaning "one year" in Latin, they chose this name because they will delete the channel after one year of it creation.

Have you seen the new crankgameplays video????

crankgameplays by for real bruh November 26, 2019

Crank Christening 

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.

Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

Crank Christening by Burnt Juice March 30, 2012

CrankThatFrank 

Also know as; Milk daddy, Repressed emo bitch; fucking don't eat soap you fucking cuts. Ummm fedora bitch. I swear if you dab ...*dabs*.... shit. Bitch where's my g note warning?

CrankThatFrank: I'm in a blood pack with Tom

fans : frank just post the fucking video

CrankThatFrank by Daddyryanross May 30, 2017

crank a hoon 

The process of smoking a cigarette. Cranking = Smoking / Hoon = Cigarette

Hey, man, can you let me crank a hoon

crank a hoon by rizzo111 September 7, 2017

CrankThatFrank 

your repressed yeemo promo whore who is a bitch for Ryan Ross and loves furries. plus he abuses blinds and keyboards and is VERY sensitive to the g note like all emos.

Did you hear about how CrankThatFrank broke his blinds over the g note?

CrankThatFrank by yeemo August 27, 2017