Moaty 

Crazy, insane, nutty, mentally disturbed, hectic, debauched. Inspired by killer Raoul Moat who was involved in the shooting of three people and a subsequent police manhunt in July 2010 in Northumbria, England. Legend has it that former footballing legend Paul Gascoigne attempted to visit the Moat in the midst of a stand off with police, continuously referring to the assailant as 'Moaty'.

Me and the boys were getting all Moaty up in the club last night.

Moaty by JE32 September 20, 2010

Pulling a moaty 

The phrase originates from Raul Moat a paranoid psychopathic who went on a killing spree believing that every one was against him because his girlfreind went off with another man.

The Phrase is used if a Man is on a night out and his advances to women are being repeatedly reppelled. This would then lead to the invidual getting uncontrollably angry, paranoid and would start to march around the venue hes in, in a frustated state, knocking into to people on his psychopathic rampage. In some cases the distressed individual would record voice notes and leave voicemails on womens phones. All this factors bare a remarkable Resemblance to Raul Moat thus the man is pulling a Moaty!

Past tense

Zak: "What were the voice notes about last night mate? are you ok?"
Shane: "Sorry mate I never got busy so I pulled another Moaty fucked my self over this time women were not impressed"

Present tense

Zak: " Shane whats wrong with you"
Shane: " Fuck sake You allways get busy sick of women I hate them"
Zak: " you pulling a moaty?"
Shane: " yeah"

Future tense

Shane: "Mullins on the hunt for tonight mate Ive got to get busy Manchester will make or break me"
Zak: "please dont pull another Moaty.

Pulling a moaty by Moaty man November 16, 2010

mc monty 

The mythical boy who sat on a bench alongside the two other legendary mcs. He took the mic from mc beardy and dropped his famous bars about a gaffin and not knowing what to do.

"Yes i was sitting in the gaff and i had no fucking clue, yes i had to do, something to do."

Damn, what else was MC monty doing?

"I was sitting with welshy and MC beardy, motherfuckin' wicked MC"

mc monty by 1tonystark1 July 16, 2020

meaty beaty

Someone who walks around work like they own the jawn, gets paid more than everyone else. Paid to stand around beating their meat.

That new guy doesn't do shit, he's such a meaty beaty. But ya know, he earned it!

meaty beaty by Radicalbatical March 18, 2019

Moatmealing 

Moatmealing is the act of digging a trench in full World War I attire, cuming into a bowl of runny oatmeal and then tossing it like a grenade at someone while yelling "fire in the hole!"

Wow Kayla, I can't believe people keep moatmealing you! Now what are you going to have for breakfast?

Moatmealing by pacmanrockshok January 8, 2017

meatymarley 

The creator and the sole definition of "Jaun Deaging Fools"

Dom - "Marley - Did You Just?"

MeatyMarley - "Jaun Deags Are Back Baby"

meatymarley by Ziality October 14, 2019

Monty Python 

A wonderful world full of lumberjacks, dead parrots, Australians named Bruce, men with silly walks, men who say "nudge nudge", knights who say "ni" and a very naughty boy named Brian.
It is the happiest place on earth where vikings eat spam and where no one expects the Spanish Inquisition

Monty Python is responsible for about 90% of all TV references made by men over 40.

Monty Python by Jack Cheese September 14, 2016