gohmert 

noun: person who acts like an uneducated, proudly ignorant, loudly stupid blowhard, esp. when espousing right-wing lunacy or voting for the eponymous Louie Gohmert, Republican Congressman from Texas

Gohmert: I heard on Fox where them aliens is comin' to take away our guns and women and force us to go to the dentist!

Dude: Don't be such a gohmert.

Gohmert: I ain't a gohmert. I just voted for 'im.

gohmert by I'mTheDoctor September 3, 2012

gohmert 

Any stupid, foolish or obtuse public official. Origin: Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX), one of the stupidest individuals ever to set foot in the U.S. Capitol an elected representative.

Congressman ________ was being a total gohmert when he voted against aid to victims of Hurricane __________.

Only a compete gohmert would vote for a guy that just lost his seat in Congress as Speaker of the House.

gohmert by DeclanPA January 5, 2013

Gohmert 

verb: to say something that is obviously and patently untrue to the point of stupidity, then when called upon to provide concrete evidence of the assertion, to flounder about angrily while shouting about the integrity of the questioner.

The Congressman Gohmerted for 5 minutes when called upon by Anderson Cooper to provide evidence that terror babies are being sneaked across the border.

Gohmert by Harkonnen'sSuppuratingPustule August 13, 2010

Gohmert 

To get so excited that you defecate in your pants.

Comes from Congressman Louie Gohmert who's theatrics in Congress look like he is dropping a deuce.

That Taco Bell was so delicious; I thought I was going to Gohmert, though.

Gohmert by Stop and Frisk July 24, 2019

gohmert 

A sexually transmissible wart characterized by excessive amounts of puss. the warts are recognizable by their strange resemblance to the congressman from texas of the same name.

my underwear was filled with puss, so I looked in the mirror and realized I had several gohmerts on my balls.

gohmert by Meechree March 16, 2020

Gohmert 

(noun) A surprising event, action, or remark followed up by a ridiculous explanation.

The congressman really pulled a Gohmert when he tested positive for coronavirus, then explained that he must have contracted it due to wearing a mask.

Gohmert by WiseOldBag July 30, 2020

Gohmert 

The last drop off puss discharge that occurs when the penis is infected with multiple bacteria and internal warts.

“I shouldn’t have paid Sir Ladybug for sex because I just dropped my Gohmert on the carpet and can’t get it out.

Gohmert by Freedom Caucus Hater June 3, 2022