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iPod douche 

The person in your group of friends who considers his/her musical taste superior to everyone else's and will always insist upon playing his/her own iPod even at uncalled for and innappropriate times. There is always at least one iPod douche at every party or gathering, and they will most certainly take out the iPod already playing and replace it with their own without asking anyone, and then continue to monopolize the music station for as long as they can get away with it. They have an intense need for others to recognize their collection of music as the best, most diverse, most underground, and/or most cutting edge of all the music out there. They seem to have no awareness of how annoying and antisocial they're being, or they are too overwhelmed by their desire for recognition to care.
Mark: "yo dude, where are your speakers? I found this great new hip hop band. They're mad underground so you don't know about them but they're really fresh..."

Jake (turns to other friends): "Shit, Mark's about to whip out the iPod douche on us. Prepare to bow to his supreme musical taste for the rest of the evening. We'll put our own shit back on when he finally fuckin leaves."
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I pod douche 

An I pod douche is a person who likes to use and play other peoples' i pods or i phones just to beat their high scores on their games. An i pod douche usually informs the i pod owner and surrounding people (usually friends or family) of his achievement of beating the high score.
Bryce: "Hey I beat your high score!"
Eric: "Stop being such an i pod douche"

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026