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anal cream 

A cream like substance that normally comes in a tube however, it also does sometimes come inside a small plastic container. This cream is meant to be applied to your anus with one finger that has a plastic wrap on it or a glove. It is important to not spread germs so it is recommended that you wash your hands before applying the cream. Even though anal cream can have many uses, some of them are to relieve anal discomfort and to stop itching.
"Hey, Mom?"
"Yea, Sam? What do you need?"
"When you go to the store can you see if there's any anal cream? Lately it's been kind of uncomfortable and a little bit itchy down there."
anal cream by cornporn June 6, 2017
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anal cream 

the ceam substance that comes out of the ass of someone getting fisted
jamie likes to fist people so he can eat the anal cream on pancakes
anal cream by (hu)BB February 17, 2004

anal cream pie 

term given after you cum in an asshole
anal cream pie by todd page June 5, 2004

Anal Cream Pie Surprise 

When you are fucking a girl doggy style right before you pull out and cum in her face, you stick your dick in her ass and then you cum inside her anal canal.
"Me" Dude I gave Sam an Anal Cream Pie Surprise last night, it was amazing!
"Friend" Dude that's gross!

anal cream pie 

Johan didn't pull out of her ass in time, thus giving Samantha a nice mud pie.
anal cream pie by Doomie June 7, 2004

anal cream pie 

What happens after harcore anal sex. If you a heterosexual the manjaculation will drip from the anus into the pussssssy. If you are a Dudley or a Wixon the manjaculation will drip onto the balls causing a creampie affect.
Dudley and Wixson had some delicious anal cream pie today, so they say.

anal cream pea 

anal cream pea by Tyzgreene September 7, 2019