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fungalingus 

When a woman's cooter is horrifically dirty, and is discovered to be in such condition after cunnilingus is performed.
"Geoff gave his girlfriend head last night. He almost threw up after that fungalingus."
fungalingus by The Black Fury November 18, 2018
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Fungilingus 

Although close to cunnilingus and funnilingus, not quite so enjoyable... The 'art' of administering oral sex to an infected vajay. - Not nice at all
'Oh my god man, what's up with you?!'
'I feel so bad, just got myself some fungilingus!' *vomits*
Fungilingus by Machman January 25, 2009

funkalingus 

of, or having to do with having funky oral pleasure, taking part in oral pleasure in the vaguest of manners. Created by JP Bradley in his complete ossimness and glory praise be to him.
This food is almost as good as the funkalingus jake gave me last night.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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