The ever present smell that seems to ooze from certain aisles of Wal-Mart; it has an undetermined source but is constant and varies in degree of stank.
It's unable to be hidden long by cheap spray bottle cleaners that the blue-vested zombies employed by the story apply to the various areas of the store.
It's unable to be hidden long by cheap spray bottle cleaners that the blue-vested zombies employed by the story apply to the various areas of the store.
Myke: "Hey Dribble; I am not sure if it's the bologna that smells like a Wal-Fart; or that 350 pound lady in the moo moo 5 feet in front of us. What do you think?"
Dribble: "I think it's that redneck with the mullet and the yellow stained tank top on the next row over; buying Keystone Beer."
Dribble: "I think it's that redneck with the mullet and the yellow stained tank top on the next row over; buying Keystone Beer."
by TylerTurdenouski May 15, 2010
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Guy 1 dude I was in the crapper the other day and the guy in the next stall and it smelled like wal mart farts
guy 2 we don't have that issue at target must have been some guy after comic con
guy 3 or he must have been one of those ham planets on a scooter
guy 2 we don't have that issue at target must have been some guy after comic con
guy 3 or he must have been one of those ham planets on a scooter
by rayjay91 December 6, 2022
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A nasty, fat, greasy-haired piece of white trash who shops only at Wal-Mart, and thinks Kathy Lee Gifford Clothes are Haute Couture, and buys everything in jumbo economy sizes. Wal-Farters are most common in Southern US States.
"Did you see that ugly, fat, Wal-Farter heading this way carrying the 100 roll toilet paper economy pack on her head?"
by poontang June 17, 2006
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Stop by our indoor McDonald's, if you come and eat here often enough we'll let you try on our loose-fitted handmade uniforms.
Meet our friendly employees, fart around with them if you will! They'll make you feel at home, and brainwash you to come back every day until you actually GO live in their homes.
Walfart;
the ultimate Trailer Trash destination.
Stop by our indoor McDonald's, if you come and eat here often enough we'll let you try on our loose-fitted handmade uniforms.
Meet our friendly employees, fart around with them if you will! They'll make you feel at home, and brainwash you to come back every day until you actually GO live in their homes.
Walfart;
the ultimate Trailer Trash destination.
Julie: Why does Patty Sue shop at... friggen Walfart?!
Marie: Duh, she comes from trailer park central.
Marie: Duh, she comes from trailer park central.
by Fryen Pan November 26, 2009
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by pdizz128 March 1, 2008
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"Let's go to Walfarts to buy that new TV. Hey Who knows we may get lucky and get it free if we fart on the walls."
by Phuqer April 12, 2006
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