4 definitions by Phuqer
A cheap store in debt. Cheaper than Walfarts. Unlike Walfart, they don't have as much things to buy.
by Phuqer February 28, 2006
A store. You can buy almost anything there. And if you fart on their walls you get everything you want in the store, free.
"Let's go to Walfarts to buy that new TV. Hey Who knows we may get lucky and get it free if we fart on the walls."
by Phuqer February 28, 2006
"Don't you remember...we built this city on rock and roll..."
by Phuqer February 26, 2006
Stop saying Guns N' Roses are Classic Rock, you fucking morons. They are hair. And they suck ass.
Real Classic Rock is Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Van Halen, Sweet, Uriah Heep, Head East, Eric Clapton, Boston, Styx, Journey, Rush, Rolling Stones, Sammy Hagar, Lynyrd Skynyrd, .38 Special, Alice Cooper, Black Oak Arkansas, Foghat, Bachman-Turner Overdrive, Queen, Rod Stewart, Blue Oyster Cult, Black Crowes, Janis Joplin, Foreigner, Pink Floyd, Steve Miller Band, T.Rex, The Who, Moody Blues, Yardbirds, Bad Company, ELO, Manfred Mann's Earth Band, Nazareth, Joe Cocker, The Guess Who, Heart, Judas Priest, Cream, CCR, George Thorogood, Five Man Electrical Band, Velvet Underground, Golden Earring, Fleetwood Mac, The Eagles, Deep Purple, J. Geils Band, Jackson Browne, Kansas, KISS, Cheap Trick, Dire Straits, Black Sabbath, Thin Lizzy, The Youngbloods, Marshall Tucker Band, ZZ Top, David Bowie, Bob Seger, Curved Air, ARGENT, Humble Pie, The Beatles, Grand Funk Railroad, Mountain, Doobie Brothers, Simon and Garfunkel, Stevie Ray Vaughan, The Doors, AC/DC, The Hollies, The Kinks, The Troggs, Tom Petty, Jethro Tull, Edgar Winter Group, etc.
Fake "Classic Rock" is Guns N' Roses, Motley Crue, Bon Jovi, Metallica, Quiet Riot, Iron Maiden, etc.
Real Classic Rock is Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Van Halen, Sweet, Uriah Heep, Head East, Eric Clapton, Boston, Styx, Journey, Rush, Rolling Stones, Sammy Hagar, Lynyrd Skynyrd, .38 Special, Alice Cooper, Black Oak Arkansas, Foghat, Bachman-Turner Overdrive, Queen, Rod Stewart, Blue Oyster Cult, Black Crowes, Janis Joplin, Foreigner, Pink Floyd, Steve Miller Band, T.Rex, The Who, Moody Blues, Yardbirds, Bad Company, ELO, Manfred Mann's Earth Band, Nazareth, Joe Cocker, The Guess Who, Heart, Judas Priest, Cream, CCR, George Thorogood, Five Man Electrical Band, Velvet Underground, Golden Earring, Fleetwood Mac, The Eagles, Deep Purple, J. Geils Band, Jackson Browne, Kansas, KISS, Cheap Trick, Dire Straits, Black Sabbath, Thin Lizzy, The Youngbloods, Marshall Tucker Band, ZZ Top, David Bowie, Bob Seger, Curved Air, ARGENT, Humble Pie, The Beatles, Grand Funk Railroad, Mountain, Doobie Brothers, Simon and Garfunkel, Stevie Ray Vaughan, The Doors, AC/DC, The Hollies, The Kinks, The Troggs, Tom Petty, Jethro Tull, Edgar Winter Group, etc.
Fake "Classic Rock" is Guns N' Roses, Motley Crue, Bon Jovi, Metallica, Quiet Riot, Iron Maiden, etc.
by Phuqer March 5, 2006