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carjacking 

The act of sneakily masturbating onto a car door in such a way that the owner of said car will stick his hand in the mess before realizing it is there when he attempts entry into his vehicle.

The carjacker will typically attempt to do this in a time and place where he can watch the results of his escapades when the owner arrives, without the owner being aware he is being observed.
Hey man, I went out carjacking today and got enough footage to fill my memory stick!
carjacking by mapatric March 18, 2007

Carjacking 

"Tom's wife kicked him out of the house so he had to go carjacking."

Colac Carjacking 

Jacking off on someone's car door handle who you don't like. Not doing it in public is the ideal method to avoid getting arrested.
Ralphy put Scotty under the bus with the feminist's so Scotty gave Ralphy a Colac Carjacking. Now Ralphy has Scotty's jizz all over his hand at work.
Colac Carjacking by Strahany June 29, 2019

Sexually Motivated Carjacking

A Sexually Motivated Carjacking is a crime of carjacking except motivated by sexual reasons. The man/woman must have a fetish towards cars and cannot do it due to a human inside the car. A SMC incident must only be motivated by sexuality towards the car.
"hey Jerry my car was stolen"
"It could have been a Sexually Motivated Carjacking"
"What?"

Bluetooth Carjacking 

When you start your car and it connects to your spouse’s phone.
I started my car and my wife’s phone call from inside the house started coming in on my car speaker. I realized when she borrowed my car last night, I had become the victim of a Bluetooth Carjacking.
Bluetooth Carjacking by rpcgal January 29, 2022

Cleveland carjacking

When a woman jerks you off in the backseat of her car and you cum in her eyes, kick her out of her car, and steal it.
I got picked up by a woman while hitchhiking and gave her the Cleveland carjacking.