Hoiet

An alternative side to the Great Teioh characterstics, possibly an imaginative rhythmical of a food

Guy 1: This Hoiet Fruit is so dang Delicious!
Guy 2: I know man...

by Nelson Puddingston April 10, 2010

Hoiet

The Haymaking or First Harvest in Deitsch (Pennsylvania Dutch or Pennsylvania German) culture.

During Hoiet, we make enough hay to last the winter as feed.

by verzannt July 14, 2010

Hangers Hoist

Aka a pair of shoelaces aka zip ties

Use them on your tits to stop them touching your belly

Use rope or string or anything really. Even wear a bra if you have to

Her: Whats with the shoelaces?
You: I'm going to give you a hangers hoist

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

hoeitis

Hoeitis is a condition not a disease. Symptoms primarily include attraction to hoes, smoking (and/or licking) crack and credit card debt.

Damn homie! Did you see that chongo trying to be pimping it with that hoe?! That bitch is making him write bad checks! He's got a bad case of hoeitis!

by Señor Drop Trou July 23, 2016

Hoetation

When you have a rotation of men or women you consistently cycle through

Are you just hooking up with one dude rn? Nah I have a hoetation of 5 men rn.

by Sonia K May 9, 2020

hoetel

a motel that is typically used by people to sleep with hookers

Frank paid the prostitute 65$ and took her with him to the hoetell to bang her.

by lmxdurgex January 29, 2009

Marco Hietala

The absolutely epic singer/bassist for the Finland-origin bands Nightwish and Tarot. He is a metal GOD

"Hey man, do you like Tarot?"
"Yeah, that singer Marco Hietala is awesome"

by Derpy Derpatron August 21, 2011