This is an act to only be attempted by
people who are very sexually adventrous, flexiable, with good insurance, and a tolerance for concusions. To be considered a complete Redbank West of the Rockies Tour one and one'
s partner/s must complete a/an Alaskan Pipeline, Washington Candy Apple, Oregon Log
Jam, California Carrot, Arizona Chilidog, Hawaiian Muscle Fuck, Idaho Slider, Utah Jaw Dropper, and Nevada Deposit
Box within 12 hours.
Carolyn did not have enough money to see the sites
west of the Rocky Moutains so she asked Ron and Josh to give her a Redbank
West of the Rockies Tour. They were only
happy to oblige her since they were some seriously messed up fuckers.