Alcohol 

Most commonly used form of truth serum!

Lucy: "Tell me what happened, or I'll alcohol the answer out of your a**?"

Alcohol by ChooseRedBull June 28, 2010

alcohol 

A substance found in beer (except American beer) and several other beverages that makes you excessively happy, sad, belligerent or horny. It allows white men to dance and ugly men to get laid (when given to their victim).

You wanna get with that hottie? You're gonna need lots of alcohol!

alcohol by The Canadian Information Minister May 12, 2003

Alcohol 

The answer to the question "What made you move to North Dakota?"

Alcohol is the answer to everything.

Alcohol by Mave the Rave August 26, 2006

Alcohol 

The cause and solution to all of life's problems.

Homer Simpson: To Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems.

Alcohol by TurkTurkleton August 21, 2011

Alcohol 

Man’s most misunderstood culinary achievement.

Alcohol can be found in countless things that makes your day either better or worse.

Alcohol by nethcev! August 21, 2006

Alcohol 

it's what Jamie Foxx blames "IT" on

Blame it on the 'trone got you in the zone
Blame it on the goose got you feelin loose
Blame it on the henney
Blame it on the blue tap got you feeling dizzy
Blame it on the al al al al alcohol (blame it on a a a alcohol)

Alcohol by I'm a Kenneth February 1, 2010

alcohol 

The intoxicating substance found in beer and liquor; known to cause rambling, dizziness, delirium, euphoria, vomitting, unconsciousness, and death (usually in that order); often used in seduction

I was so drunk I didn't remember any of it, but she seemed happy the next morning.

alcohol by Alcohizzol December 6, 2003