The state in which one finds themselves after ingesting large volumes of alcoholic beverages.
Symptoms include: babbling, hysterical laughter, name calling, aggressiveness, destructiveness, momentary lapses of consciousness, stumbling, vomiting, yelling, incoherent singing, falling, profanity, overeating, extreme urination, indiscriminate flirtation, bad judgment, disregard for the value of money or a propensity for excessive spending and, of course, more drinking.
Symptoms include: babbling, hysterical laughter, name calling, aggressiveness, destructiveness, momentary lapses of consciousness, stumbling, vomiting, yelling, incoherent singing, falling, profanity, overeating, extreme urination, indiscriminate flirtation, bad judgment, disregard for the value of money or a propensity for excessive spending and, of course, more drinking.
After watching Frank chug his eighth glass of scotch, I walked out onto the deck and saw him pissing on my grille and cussing out my parents. He was fucking hammered.
by cabflow December 4, 2011
Get the hammeredmug. by Erik Randolph March 22, 2003
Get the hammeredmug. 
To be beyond drunk. Most often, those whom get to this state never remember being there. One test to see if someone has reached this plateau is to ask them to spell the word "hammered".
by C. Wallace May 20, 2004
Get the hammeredmug. by guadelupe January 25, 2005
Get the hammeredmug. by .lanky_bec. May 6, 2006
Get the hammeredmug. Another definition to this widely used term referring to the act of getting bludgeoned (possibly to death) with the tool known as a hammer.
by mlvd742 January 13, 2010
Get the hammeredmug.