Monked 

Monked

1. To have ones purpose altered using illegitimate methods of justification.
2. To cripple or render useless
3. To be striped of defenses
4. Weaker then all else in every aspect
5. Being forced to alter ones methods
6. To be stricken harder then others

Sony Online Entertainment really monked us up.

Monked by Xeal January 14, 2004

monked 

unfair

WHAT THE HELL!! You GOT 10$! THAt is so MONKED

monked by Asian Sensation August 2, 2003

Monked 

Getting owned (verbally or physically) by a monk

Jay Jay: *Came across a monk in a temple and donated money to him*

The next hour , the monk was found driving in a mercedez

Jay Jay: WOW! i got monked

Monked by MonkJJ June 3, 2010

monked 

Based on the TV show detective Monk, to be excessively OCD or focused on something.

I am totaly monked about losing my cell phone.

monked by Gargoyle! July 31, 2008

monked 

to get dropped and knocked out cold like a complete bitch

yo bro mike monked the kid, i mean he friggin slumped him he had him praying to god.

monked by adamfrigginmonked May 6, 2011

Monked 

Psuedonyms at: stoned and monged

Torbay, Devonshire, twang for the state of being under the influence of Ganja to the point of near-coma.

"I had 40 shotties last night. I was monked."

Monked by Goodfoot April 9, 2004

Monked 

Being forced into celibacy against your will by lack of willing partners.

I been tryna get some quality virgin taint since the fuckin ice age but all of the bitches here monked me. LOVE

Monked by YoureGonnaKnowMe September 24, 2017