Piffy 

Someone is "hot" "good looking" "bang-able" "sexy"

Your mums a piffy I bet I could bang her!

Piffy by AnonymousAnswers August 17, 2014

piffy 

Extremely cute, often cuddly.

My girlfriend's so piffy!

piffy by Ricky Pumper March 1, 2004

Piffy 

Legendary "Ultimate" Boarder from the Mountain Xpress Forums.

A crass, nihilistic stoner with a penchant for cough syrup and bad gangsta rap.

Gathered about 12,000 posts in just two years. Epic.

Piffy was posting up all night again. He swept the Forums, then started a fight with boatrocker.

Piffy is a liberal Obamabot shill.

Piffy by the PFKaP December 15, 2010

Piffy 

Piffy is when you bite into an apple that isn’t good and it is that weird consistency that’s just disgusting and makes a “pft” feeling in your mouth.

This apple is piffy. Ew.

Piffy by Samihami July 9, 2022

Piffy 

1)Marijuana, buds, dank, pot, weed, grass, sticky icky, ghanja green, budda, chronic, trees, fire, then there's that fire fire, skunk, cannabis, Wacky terbacky, funk, reefer, ect...

1) but you want be as likely as fifty, i light me some PIFFY like elebright on the enffy (lyrics from Lil Wayne)

2)Get me that piffy, I'm higher than my attire (lyrics from Lil Wayne)

3)That piffy (you know)
presidential shit, bill clinton (you know)(lyrics from Lil Wayne)

Piffy by Lydon Brooks October 25, 2007

Piffy 

How to describe an apple that is mushy and does not produce a nice, crisp, and clean bite. The apple's insides feel almost dry in your mouth and it is overall unenjoyable.

"Don't eat those granny smith apples, they're all piffy. I spit out the first bite."

Piffy by Pegasus Bicycle September 4, 2009

piffy 

1. A fictional character from Manchester who usually seen only on a wet weekend. Piffy resides on a rock.

2. Term of endearment pertaining to those who are blessed puppeteers.

3. Can mean poof

1. Oooo! You look like piffy on a wet weekend sat over there - what's up?

2. Oh look there are a gaggle of piffies coming our way - hurray!

piffy by James Macnamara June 14, 2004