skirch

(v).To leave, or take off from a cool situation that is no longer cool.

Yo, this party is not off the hook, I'm gonna skirch.

by Mark Abell December 17, 2004

Skirch

The bitch to rule all other bitches. He was the smartest at his school, but has become a street rat. Usually bad at videogames, except guitar hero in which he is a pro rapist. Always takes long naps and stays up through all hours of the night.

Our roommate was such a Skirch last night.

by El Creeper December 15, 2009

Skirch

The nasty yellowish green substance found on the rim of a toilet under the seat or in the danger zone; Bits of hair are often found embedded in skirch. Usually found in bathrooms where no women are present.

After years of not being cleaned the 7-eleven bathroom had a thick deposit of skirch

by Elliott Leonard April 7, 2008

Skinchies

Expression used by children in NE England, whereby you cross your fingers and shout "Skinchies" to be safe or claim immunity when playing a game.

Can be nullified by another player shouting "Nae skinchies!" while your fingers are uncrossed.

“I'm not out I've got skinchies.”
"You can't tag me, I've got skinchies."

by BigScotsLass October 31, 2014

skitchin my fitchin

you down?
ya dig?
ya wit me?

John: Yo I wanna go get a burger. You skitchin my fitchin?
Tyrone: Yea dawg i’m skitchin ya fitchin. Let’s go to McDonalds.

by MakAttack42069 December 28, 2019

wet smirch

A wet smirch is when someone is put in a world of pain. No one ever wants to be in wet smirch.

Donald trump put Hilary Clinton into wet smirch. 9/10 people have experienced wet smirch.

by max rodgers January 24, 2017

Skurch

A person that is up to no good while portraying to be a good church girl and is very manipulative.

Person 1: Look at that skurch over there with a smile on her face, waiting on Gary.
Person 2: Yeah, she will rip him a new one.
Skurch: (giggles while walking away)

by BlondeSkurch January 10, 2019