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Bitch and Run 

When somebody barrages you with whinings and bitchings of their lives (when usually they lead charmed existences) through IM, phone, in person(if they literally run), usually leaving you very sick and tired of said person and ready to bite their heads off, when they suddenly find an excuse to leave or they just leave, not allowing you to use the witty rebuttal you've had building up inside you.
Rich Bitch: Holy crap, my dad won't buy me a Porshe, he's getting me a BMW instead. FML! Why doesn't anyone love me? My boyfriend only buys me jewelry once a month! I only have an A- in all my classes! My dad lowered my allowance to 100 bucks a week! I should kill myself and... Oh snap, gotta go.

Normal Person: God damn it! I wanted to tell her how much of a bitch she is. Guess its just another Bitch and Run...
Bitch and Run by pissedoffdude123 November 27, 2009
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Bitch and Run 

Similar to the baseball play Hit and Run, but where someone, generally a female, hits you with every emotional and physical problem, whines, bitches, etc. and expects full sympathy, but doesn't listen to what anyone else has to say or how stupid she sounds, and runs away before anyone else can speak, generally to the next group of friends.

A large problem indeed.
Jenny: Fuck my life, john says i complain too much, like I hate everything right now, not even funny. Like my tits are flat, i'm fat, daddy says I can't get his Mercedes, I don't get paid enough(etc.)

Mike: But y..*Jenny runs off*

Chris: talk about bitch and run, legit john needs to be done with her.
Bitch and Run by Vekkk August 11, 2011
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026