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Twattage 

Noun; A numerical measurement of the extent to which a person is a twat. Similar to electrical wattage, the notable difference being that a higher twattage indicates a dimmer lightbulb rather than a brighter one.
1.

"Dude, that kid Eric is such a douchebag."

"Yeah, honestly, the twattage on that lightbulb must be at least 150."

2.

"That guy is such an asshole...what do you think the twattage on that lightbulb is?"

"Him? Definitely a 200 twatt lightbulb at least."
Twattage by gotterdammerung!!!! November 1, 2009

Twatsaster

A disaster of twat that reaches beyond the magnitude of a cuntaclysm. This word should be used in only the most extreme of cunt-riddled situations. A twatsaster often involves damage of personal property and can be accompanied by the need for rehabilitation.
I had to brave the mall so I could buy my girlfriend a purse and 6 bitches slammed into my new car, all while they were drinking their Starbucks, talking on their pink iPhones and fuckibg with their makeup. It was a fucking twatsaster!!
Twatsaster by Masta Z September 6, 2013
An insulting name for a person who is weak, annoying or just an easy target for insults.
Shut up or i'll break you, you squeaky little twatbag.
twatbag by Jon K September 28, 2003

Twatswaggle 

When a girl is such a whore when she walks all you can hear is her pussy lips hitting the sides of her legs
Damn don't go near her you can hear her twatswaggle from here

I was gonna go after that girl but her twatswaggle scared me off
Twatswaggle by DRAM August 1, 2012

Twattage Cheese 

(n). synonymous with pussy cheese, slang for the white discharge often found in an unkempt pussy.
Stop putting that pussy on a pedestal, that girl so nasty, she got some twattage cheese in that meat taco.
Twattage Cheese by Igor Beaver January 12, 2009
a twat that uses the acronym "asap"
John: lets key this car asap

Richard: you're such a twatsap
twatsap by twatsapper September 16, 2010