Porcini 

The Italian cousin to the Hudini. When you get so drunk at a Italian restaurant that you end up banging a middle aged broad in the restroom. Who by the way will only extort you for money and gifts down the road.

I got so drunk at Olive Garden last night, this old lady pulled a porcini on me. She said if I didn't give her $3000 dollars she will post pictures of my Italian sausage on facebook.

Porcini by Wild Wayne Ville August 12, 2009

Porcini Martini

A colloquialism for STEM energy drink. A popular caffeine-free energy drink founded in Melbourne, Australia that employs the use of mushroom extracts for nootropic benefits.

"Mate, have you tried a STEM yet, they're amazing energy drinks."
"What, you mean a Porcini Martini? Of course I have."

Porcini Martini by TheFamilyViolenceLawyer January 22, 2026

pleasing porcine 

A compliment from a chubby chaser or mockery.

Some who disliked Wonda Wonderpig called her pleasing porcine!

pleasing porcine by I, Wreckerrr November 19, 2016

porcine cosmetologist 

A porcine cosmetologist is a periphrastic term for someone who puts lipstick on a pig; in other words, a spin doctor. This is someone who attempts to make something more favorable or attractive than it really is.

The typical actor or politician in trouble is in need of a porcine cosmetologist.

porcine cosmetologist by eViL pOp TaRt February 22, 2011

porcine unit 

A group of police officers without the aid of police dogs

Dude 1: "Did they send in the K-9 unit?"

Dude 2: "Nope, just the porcine unit."

porcine unit by CarMono August 24, 2011

porcine 

–adjective

1. of or pertaining to swine.
2. resembling swine; hoggish; piggish.

That is a fine porcine figure you have there, Ms. O'Donnell.

porcine by Michael Mitchell January 4, 2008

Porcine Sixty Nine 

When two squad cars park side by side so as to give each driver clear access to one another for purposes of social intercourse.

Porcine Sixty Nine by Ted in Evanston October 27, 2003