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Often referred to or called a, "try-hard" Putman refuses to give up on the play, and always finishes. He lives by the rules: Never skip reps, show coach who's boss, and go hard every time. Putmans are found outside of sports, in situations such as COD, as well and should be handled with care. If you value your life, never look a Putman in the eyes.
Randy is such a Putman, he's using the Bal-27.
Putman by bIG_Boss6969 January 15, 2015
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A PUTMAN IS THE REAL DEAL...The word pimp was invented because of the PUTMAN'S... They are all mighty Dragon slaying, woman stealing, Sexy Ninjasamuri that fight crime and drift Silvia's. Some words of advice, never piss of a Putman, because I don't think anyone (expect the chosen few that were sent down to fight crime with them) has seen them slap a bitch, and live to tell the tale... Pretty much one of the most amazing things ever to been witnessed.

And their drifting abilities are like woah...
Dude A: "That guy just took my girl! Im going to kick his ass!"'

Dude B: "Whoah dude! Thats a Putman, He'll rip off your head and shit down your neck!"

Dude A: "Nvm Fml..."
Putman by Player_P July 8, 2009
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Another word for a Ninja, or Samuri. Can be found wearing hair gell and looks damn good wearing it.
"I want to be a uber leet Putman when I grow up to be big!"

"Nice Hair!"
Putman by Player_J July 9, 2009
The co-worker usually described as mehhhh. Usually hates partying and drinking, doesnt like pussy, and makes love to his car. For some reason wears cologne and gel to work like hes going to get laid.
"dude that was such a Putman thing to do"

"yo that girl wants to such your dick, dont be such a prude/ putman!"
Putman by juliomcmahon July 9, 2009
an asshole, or dick, who sucks at comebacks, drinking, ping pong, skeeting, and is the master of nothing--although he believes he is the master at everything. oh,and he sucks at guitar hero.
That kid with the crazy ass beard is such a Putman.
Putman by brit&dyllll August 1, 2009

Joshua Putman

An absolutely insane psychopathic rouge A.I with little to no care for the world around him or his own well being who is one of the primary enemies of the Yourhighnessgaming community, Once taken out by AlphaZeroSeven with a giant taser. He was rebuilt by an unknown assailant (Believed to be Chuck-E-Cheese) and has been last seen terrorizing the world.
"RUN IT'S JOSHUA PUTMAN!"
"Oh god, it's Joshua Putman"
Joshua Putman by AlphaZeroSeven November 14, 2022

madonna puttana 

Madonna Puttana is an useful italian expression.
It may assume several meaning depending on the situation.
The origin of the exclamation come from the beginning of times, where Madonna got pregnant by the Mule and not from Giuseppe, her husband, who was the first to say 'Madonna Puttana'

moeghea madonna puttana !
Please shut up!

ehh madonna puttana !
What have you done?

Varda madonna puttana !
I did know it! It happened.

ehh Madonna (stra)puttana dio can!
We have (serious) trouble.

Chi xe sta? A madonna puttana ?
Who did it? It wasn't you, was you?
madonna puttana by CCqq January 17, 2009