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Jerky Sack 

A temporary condition of the male scrotum caused by a variety of conditions such as cold weather, swimming and other situations whereby the ball sack shrinks to a tight, leathery condition. The tightening results in sack giving the appearance of a beef jerky product.
Justin was outside in the cold working for serval hours. After coming inside and dropping his pants for a warm up hummer from his girlfriend, she pointed out to him that he has a severe case of the jerky sack, but blew him any way.
Jerky Sack by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2009
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Jerksack 

noun, the bag of skin which holds your testicles, thus containing several drain babies, or even the potential for human life
Before my hot date, I think it's best that I empty my jerksack.
Jerksack by Hot Rocks December 9, 2008