front wiper

a female who wipes her ass from back to front,in doing so deposits shitty remnants on her twat.

yo inkspot,check out the spank in dat bitchez hair.i bet shes a front wiper.

by grimsweeper January 16, 2004

front wiper

Typically an unintelligent male with a muscular structure so massive and inflexible that it prevents them from wiping his ass from behind.

He's such a front wiper that I bet his balls have stalactites.

by The Challenge May 15, 2009

Front wiper

A male raised in a feminine way, usually by the mother. Who is taught to wipe his ass from from the front, passing his balls. This normally results in having shit on the back of your nutsac

Me: You won’t believe what just happened!
I walked in on eric whipping his ass from the front! He’s a freak Front Wiper!!
Friend: No way! I bet he’s got shit on his nutsac right now!!!

by Ike, O’hmelyke June 3, 2019

Front wiper

A man that whips from the back of his crack towards his nutsack after taking a shit. Can also be known as shit nuts.

“Fuck me did you get stuck talking to that bloke about water proofing as well? Bloke was such a front wiper”

by Tigerred July 7, 2020

back-front-wiper

When A Woman's crotch smells like she wiped her ass from back to front. . .

Dang bro I was just about to go down on her and it hit me in the face like a back-front-wiper!

by IIIII TK IIIII December 7, 2010

front wipe

The act of wiping your butt-hole from in-between your legs, rather than the tradition behind the back method. Usually resulting in smearing, ball berries, and everlasting virginity.

"I just tried the front wipe, and got crap all over myself."

by Roghog October 10, 2014

frontwiper

When a guy wipes his ass back to front, spackling his balls with pooh.

Man, you have alot of shit on your balls, you must be a frontwiper.

by Haywood Jablomee September 17, 2006