Urban Dictionary: frontwiper

1. A chick who is so fat, she can't wipe from the back. She wipes her ass from the front (she brings the shit TO the clit).

2. Another way of calling a guy a pussy.

Big Booty Kim's ass is so fucking gigantic, she has to be a frontwiper.

jaay will always be a frontwiper.

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front wiper

Typically an unintelligent male with a muscular structure so massive and inflexible that it prevents them from wiping his ass from behind.

He's such a front wiper that I bet his balls have stalactites.

by The Challenge May 15, 2009

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Front wiper

A male raised in a feminine way, usually by the mother. Who is taught to wipe his ass from from the front, passing his balls. This normally results in having shit on the back of your nutsac

Me: You won’t believe what just happened!
I walked in on eric whipping his ass from the front! He’s a freak Front Wiper!!
Friend: No way! I bet he’s got shit on his nutsac right now!!!

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Frontwiper

noun. A person who wipes their ass by reaching between their legs, pulling back to front while wiping their ass. Often used as an insult to define a total bitch.

Dude, Frazier called this kid out in class the other day, and then proceeded to call him a "frontwiper." He wasn't even being cool about it.

by Rev. R Frazier January 21, 2009

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