Mud Pretzel 

My god, I cannot believe this has not been defined yet.
The effect of too much anal and not enough vaginal. The penis will warp upwards, downwards, to the right, or to the left, or any variation of these. Many male pornstars who specialize in the butt experience this later in their career

Porn Executive: I'd sign you, but I'm afraid you have a mud pretzel.
Porn Star: A mud pretzel; what's that?
Porn Executive: Beats me, it hasn't been defined yet.

Mud Pretzel by .Woody April 12, 2009

Mud Pretzel 

The act of shaping one's fecal matter into the shape of a pretzel on a significant other's anal area.

Fofifi loved it when Frank made a mud pretzel for her.

Mud Pretzel by Dictionary My_ASS June 19, 2006

mud pretzel 

a penis covered with fecal after having anal sex

damn, the other day i got a mud pretzel after having anal sex

mud pretzel by arfifteen May 20, 2010

Arabian Mud Pretzel 

Alright, first you flip that, then press that. Then as you and your significant, or insignificant, other are going doggy style (anal) you pull her arms out, scream "AHLAH BOUACKBA" and push in so hard that she shits all over your dick.

Me and my girlfriend made an Arabian Mud Pretzel last night.

Arabian Mud Pretzel by avaz1243 March 8, 2011