schadenfox

The joy of watching disgusting subhuman fear-shills become miserable.

Q: Hey, what are you up to tonight? Wanna watch the game?

A: Hell no! The cockroaches at Fox are all in a lather because a mob just stormed Dick Cheney's house and ate him for dinner, and I can't wait to get my schadenfox on when they do the same to Bill Kristol, Rush Limbaugh, Ollie North and Clarence Thomas.

by [twitter]schadenfreude March 19, 2009

schadenboner

Taking really, REALLY immense delight in the misfortune of some loathesome person-like creature. Well beyond garden-variety schadenfreude, a case of schadenboner lasting beyond four hours means the tumescent owner must seek medical attention.

The final exposure of Dan Rather as a failshit partisan back in 2004 gave me a 3-hour schadenboner..at least.

by Adroit January 24, 2011

Schadenforde

Delighting in the undoing of Toronto's Mayor Rob Ford.

Video depicting Rob Ford smoking crack with Somali gangsters brings me a tremendous feeling of Schadenforde.

by Torontowithshame May 20, 2013

schadenfreude

German word, original translation loosely comes out as 'malicious joy'. In English, it's thought of 'malicious enjoyment from the suffering of another'. As there is no succinct English version of the word, English-speaking peoples have approximated this word and use it whenever they see people like corrupt CEOs get dragged off to jail.

Did you see that look on Fastow's face as he was told he couldn't take soap-on-a-rope to the lockup? Man, I felt a warm, comforting sense of schadenfreude in my gut when I saw it...

by Paul Wartenberg May 18, 2003

Schadenfreudenia

any country or disrespectful society where neither social nor economic unity has been established

the national motto of Schadenfreudenia is;

"whatever"

by kelamist June 10, 2018

Schadenfreudegasm

(n): the climactic pleasure one feels while seeing something terrible happen to another human being. A portmanteu of schadenfreude and orgasm. Particularly exemplified over reviled celebrities.

When LeBron James and the Miami Heat lost the 2011 NBA finals, all of Cleveland reached a schadenfreudegasm.

by Cassiyus December 12, 2011

schadenboner

An extreme degree of pleasure from the misfortune of assholes.

Fans of Keith Olbermann are whining so painfully, and Osama Bin Laden suffered from ghastly kidney failure until his blood was diluted with urine, and thus I exhibit dual schadenboners.

by Chris Hooten January 24, 2011