coffee

juice of a plant that gives life and suppresses the urge for murder

i need my morning coffee

by CallMeWish November 3, 2017

coffee

A legal, addictive stimulant.

Coffee is cheaper than meth.

by MamaBurd March 27, 2012

Coffee

Legal crack

If I don't have my coffee today, I'm going to kill someone.

by A Stove November 28, 2013

coffee

liquid intelligence

My caffeine induced ramblings are critically acclaimed. Coffee is ingenuity.

by cowbella March 22, 2009

Coffee

When i wake up in the morning, its there. When i go outside, its in my hand. when i go to sleep, its there, next to me.

This is what caffeine and coffee does to me does to me:)

by Coffeeaddict5000 July 25, 2011

coffee

sex in its liquid form

coffee is the greatest and most vital invention since the wheel

by cyber573 April 9, 2008

Coffee

The best drink ever... glory...

" I would like some coffee." "what will it be..?" "Medium double double"

by Michelle December 12, 2004