Easement

A legal term for a part of a property that can be used by another property owner for limited purposes.

a public utility easement would allow an authorized person to access a property without permission in order to maintain utilities (such as a gas line or cable line) within that easement.

Easement by Pixie5413 February 11, 2009

Easement B 

A term used by professional land surveyors to describe something that is or has been fucked.

That noob surveyor just completed their survey and it is totally easement B.

Easement B by Cal_boy October 12, 2017

Easement Max 

A guy who fucks.

Wow! That Easement Max sure does Fuck!!

Easement Max by Johnnsins July 15, 2022

expected-ettiquette easement 

What one person temporarily grants another due to their both always being super-respectful/thoughtful towards each other, and so da person granting said obligation-suspension --- in gratitude for the other person's always thinking of his friend's feelings/desires above his own, just as da favor-giver himself diligently does for da second person --- wants to allow da favored individual extra relaxation, comfort, calmness, etc., by letting him do/have more than his share of whatever easy/enjoyable activity or resource dat he is currently partaking of.

One "prime 'n' pleasant" example of expected-ettiquette easement would be if two cool dudes are in love wif da same adorable hot chick, and one of dem is snuggling naked wif her in bed wif his head contentedly nestled on her warm chest, wif his face buried between her tits. Then da second guy comes along and is considerately asked by da first one if he wants a turn at ear-nuzzling da gal's heavenly-soft chest-pillowz, whereupon said second Mr. Snuggly --- feeling "all warm and fuzzy" himself at his friend's selfless offering to "give up his ultimate-pleasure spot" in order to share da lovely velvety-fleshed damsel's luscious body wif his buddy --- good-naturedly waves off said feelings-sensitive proffering ("Nah, you're fine, Pal --- juss' lie still and relax --- because I'm a nice guy, I'll forgo my own luscious-protoplasm cravings for da time being, and let you stay there and enjoy yourself more, especially since YOU'RE such a nice guy to always think of MY feelings like that!"), and instead allows da currently-contentedly-cuddling dude to maintain his dreamily-enjoyable position, while he himself merely crawls in bed next to da gal from da other side, and then just quietly spoons up against her for a while.

expected-ettiquette easement by QuacksO March 13, 2024

alphabetical easements

Da act of not requiring ya to either endure some hardship/drudgery, such as:

beesement: relief from da constant "buzz" dat ya get when someone else tends da apiary for a spell
breezement: ya don't hafta either fart or "have yer cheek visited too roughly" by passing airflow
brieasement: permission to eat firmer cheeses like cheddar or mozzarella
ceasement: either not being made to stop some desired action, or having some action dat ya dislike stopped
cheesement: ya can have extra tasty cultured-milk slices in yer sandwich or burger
Cleesement: ya don't hafta sit in on everyone else's viewing of "Fawlty Towers" reruns
creasement: what a clothes-iron provides
feesement: da waiving of normally-levied service-charges
fleasement: what regularly bathing and properly feeding yer furry pet can provide
freezement: not having to either be outside in da colder weather or be denied access to yer assets
geesement: not having to deal wif all of those noisy messy feathered honkers in da back yard
greasement: what ya get when a mechanic does da maintenance-work on yer jalopy
keysement: where ya don't hafta bother wif fiddly little metal lock-opening implements
kneesement: what those padded strap-on cups help to provide when hunkering down on hard/rough surfaces
leasement: where yer landlord or realtor doesn't require a written contract to utilize a property
peasement: either serving yer hungry self a steaming bowl of oatmeal, or not making ya eat said bland/disgusting cereal

Additional examples of alphabetical easements:
pleasement: what speaking politely and/or trying to cater to one's preferences can provide
queasement: what dat "yucky pink stuff" in da triangular bottle supposedly provides
Reesement: being given an orange-wrappered candy bar to munch on
rhesusement: not having to deal wif noisy/jumpy primates, or being given/loaned a cute monkey as a therapy animal
seesement: what putting up a privacy fence gives ya from nosy neighbors
seizement: refers to either (1) what Loctite Silver-Grade lubricant provides, or (2) what filing for Chapter 11 does regarding credit-vultures
sleazement: protection from "shady" characters
Smeesement: what Peter Pan enjoyed whenever Captain Hook's first mate wasn't around
sneezement: what ya hopefully get from taking cold-and-flu meds
squeezement: comfort dat a hug provides, or relief from time/budgetary constraints
teasement: what ya get when yer bratty little cousin is in school or away at camp
thesement: what ya enjoy when just dealing wif "those" instead
treesement: what ya intermittently encounter when traveling along sporadically-wooded terrain
weesement: what a kindergarten teacher savors before/after class, or what ya finally achieve after all of dat coffee ya guzzled finally finishes "going right through ya"
wheezement: da relief from being constantly outta breath dat Pat McManus gets when he practices da MFFFF
zeesement: "Ahhh, sweet sleep... dat knits up da ragged sleeve of care."

alphabetical easements by QuacksO June 12, 2024

alphabetical easements

Assorted "from A to Z" relief-from-standard-requirements allowances, such as:
beesement: Where someone else volunteers to "get a buzz" managing da apiary so dat you can clear yer head for a while
breezement: Where you are allowed to either "fart proudly" or avoid "having yer cheek visited too roughly" by passing air-currents
ceasement: Not having to stop something you enjoy
cheesement: Being allowed to eat softer milk-curd solids instead of firmer-textured selections like Swiss or cheddar
Cleesement: Not having to sit in on a group-viewing of "Fawlty Towers" re-runs
creasement: Not having people fuss if yer clothes aren't ironed
Creesement: Where you are free to treat all Native-American tribes da same way
feesement: Having a service-charge waived
freezement: Not making you shiver yer a** off working outdoors in colder weather
geesement: Not having to deal wif all those annoying big white "honkers" in da farmyard
geezement: Fellow humans' refraining from expressing displeasure about your faults
greasement: Having someone else operate da lubing-gun
jeezement: Same deal as two definitions back
keysement: Not having to DIDDLE wif those FIDDLY little brass lock-opener devices, like if your ride uses a wireless remote
kneesement: What those squishy-foam mats or padded strap-on cups allow yer leg-joints when squatting on hard/rough surfaces
leasement: Not having to sign an agreement to use a dwelling or property
leesement: Being allowed "safe harbor"

More alphabetical easements:
measement: Not having to just think of others all da time
niecement: Not having to deal wif yer kid-brother's bratty pigtailed ankle-biter
peasement: Not having to either shell sphere-shaped veggies or eat yucky cereal
pleasement: Not having to either kowtow to others or speak super-politely
queasement: Being given a rest-break 'cuz you're feeling "rumbly in yer tumbly"
Reesement: Being given an orange-wrapped candy bar to munch on
seesement: Not having to either keep yer eyes open or remember/report what you observe
seizement: Either having others keep their grabby hands off'n you, or having Loctite LB 8150 applied to metal parts
sleazement: Freedom from "shady" dealings
Smeesement: What Peter Pan got whenever Captain Hook's right-hand man was absent
sneezement: What cold-and-flu remedies hopefully will provide
spreesement: Relief from a noticeable uptick in something
squeezement: Not having to be subjected to a hardship or bear-hug
teasement: Having others either respect your feelings or not serve you disgusting herbal-brew
teesement: Not having to play golf, wear undershirts, or cross a certain letter of da alphabet
threesement: Being allowed to just deal wif either two-or-less or four-or-more items
treesement: Not having to deal wif large/tall plants
tweezement: Being allowed to leave your lashes/brows as they grow naturally
wheezement: What Pat McManus gains from following da MFFFF.
zeesement: Being allowed some shut-eye

alphabetical easements by QuacksO June 15, 2024