The wank of a young man not yet able to produce a load. After much spanking of the monkey he will simply produce a puff of smoke.
by Mumbles274 January 27, 2009
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by Rattyman1964 April 14, 2010
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by Scurlage July 27, 2020
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anon: i lost count but i’d say after 5 or 6 times i eventually had a dry wank
anon 2: that’s fucking grim
anon 2: that’s fucking grim
by xjamos July 22, 2021
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Mate, we both know what you're going to do with your day off. You're going to sit there, put private browsing on on your computer, and wank yourself dry
by MassivefuckingLAD June 28, 2011
Get the Wank yourself dry mug.A person wearing a Dry Robe for something other than its intended use, such as on the school run, watching outdoor sport events, or shopping in Waitrose.
Usually associated but not limited to middle-class white British women.
Usually associated but not limited to middle-class white British women.
“I love your new Dry Robe, Florence! Have you just been for a swim in the sea?”
“Oh gosh no, I’ve just dropped Harvey off for his Tennis lesson and now I’m off down to John Lewis”
*mutters* “ok, Dry Robe Wanker”
“Oh gosh no, I’ve just dropped Harvey off for his Tennis lesson and now I’m off down to John Lewis”
*mutters* “ok, Dry Robe Wanker”
by Smatch November 23, 2024
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May be caused by a desperation to reconnect with his erotic self.
May be caused by a desperation to reconnect with his erotic self.
Otto, a man that refuses to see that he is a drywanker, cleaned up after his thousand straight session of the kind of masturbation that leaves him feel empty, frustrated and sad, the only kind he has known for years.
by Midnight Man Dude January 4, 2011
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