Graffenberg Spot

Susie: Greetings Joe, I would much enjoy it if you would massage my Graffenberg Spot.
Joe: Yo hibby what?
Susie: Uhhh.....what's the slang around here?....oh yeah, my G-Spot.
Susie: A'ight dawg.

Graffenberg Spot by Garnoffagus June 11, 2006

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Graffenberg Spot

1. A myth, often told to mislead teens.

2. A lie, used to cover up the awesome power of the mighty Clitasaurus rex.

3. An awkwardly sought after source of female pleasure that does not exist.

John spent many painful hours searching for Jane's Graffenberg Spot before calling in Mythbusters for assistance.

Graffenberg Spot by tap-pat January 7, 2009

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Graffenburg Spot

Within the Vagina, up and up and in. An area normally dormant in a female that requires careful stimulation and minipulation for 1 to 2 hours and possibly longer. One that increases in temperature and firmness with manipulation and eventually a relaxing of the vaginal wall during intercourse thereby causing a false sense of orgasm. The careful concentration of sexual drive completes this faux orgasm and the spasm ultimate occurs and the finality of female pleasure is achieved -- often accompanied by partner fulfillment.

Impressively, the orgasm occurred after understanding and responding to her G-Spot. The Graffenburg location -- long believed a myth, was, in fact, under my control! My uneducated, yet rapidly accellerated prowess had excited the very thing I believed not to exist -- The Graffenburg Spot!

Graffenburg Spot by we6w December 7, 2009

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Gräfenberg spot

The Gräfenberg spot or G-spot, named after German gynecologist Ernst Gräfenberg, is a small area in the genital area of women behind the pubic bone and surrounding the urethra. It is the same as, or part of, the urethral sponge, the site of Skene's glands.
Stimulation of the G-spot (through the front wall of the vagina) is said to promote a more vigorous and satisfying orgasm, and is possibly the cause of female ejaculation.

"When I hit that Gräfenberg spot, she had an orgasm that would blow your mind."

Gräfenberg spot by Angelic_Sherry September 22, 2005

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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